teolicks:

hahahahahaha
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“I’m an adult, but not like a real adult”
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bushbabygirl:

My zine is complete! Let me know if you’d like 5 poems by me sent to you (for free!) 📖
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I have two trial shifts in two days, and then I’m working a shift at the festival where everyone throws coloured powder at each other for hours on end.  First trial shift is a cafe, 15 minutes walk from home.  Second trial shift is at Bounce, a ping pong themed restaurant/bar in Holborn. Who knows what will happen.  I need money so badly.

I have two trial shifts in two days, and then I’m working a shift at the festival where everyone throws coloured powder at each other for hours on end. 

First trial shift is a cafe, 15 minutes walk from home. 

Second trial shift is at Bounce, a ping pong themed restaurant/bar in Holborn.

Who knows what will happen. 

I need money so badly.

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Life seems particularly hard today.

Life seems particularly hard today.

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helloyoucreatives:

Harry Potter’s later years. See the full set here http://imgur.com/a/IV1uz
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jimllpaintit:

Dear Jim,Please paint me the final round of Salvador Dali’s surrealist version of Countdown. One of the contestants is Danny Dyer and the other is the ghost of some swiss cheese. Naturally the clock has melted and Danny’s head has exploded whilst attempting to solve a particularly surreal crucial conundrum.Ta very much,Darryl
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I’m working at Lord’s (the cricket ground) during the England vs India test match. I hate it so much. It’s 5 days long. Because cricket is a silly game, it lasts 4-5 days and because its gonna thunder or something tomorrow it’s definitely going to be 5 days. I’m working 7am - 7pm so I am getting between 4-6 hours sleep. I am on my feet all day. And now my back is really really painful. I feel like an old man. And I still can’t afford rent.  This is really whiney and I’m sorry.

I’m working at Lord’s (the cricket ground) during the England vs India test match.

I hate it so much. It’s 5 days long. Because cricket is a silly game, it lasts 4-5 days and because its gonna thunder or something tomorrow it’s definitely going to be 5 days. I’m working 7am - 7pm so I am getting between 4-6 hours sleep. I am on my feet all day. And now my back is really really painful. I feel like an old man.

And I still can’t afford rent. 

This is really whiney and I’m sorry.

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castelnou:

hamburg (deutschland)
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